Dear Sir or Madam,
My name is Mike Kapinsky and I work at the Natural History Museum as a night guard. I am writing to you because I think your company is terrible. You might not have known this but I have worked here for over 25 years. I don’t want to work here anymore because I have a family to look after. When I walk in I am so petrified that my legs feel like jelly. Secretly, things in the Museum are coming to life! I saw these things coming alive; cowboys galloping around, mummies awakening (this was really terrifying!) There were monkeys that looked cuddly until they bit your nose. This happens every night and I can’t take it anymore. In another room there are crazy people who catch you, also there is a whale that jumps out at you when you open the door. Trust me, if you get another night guard, he will run away too.
I have had enough of this place, I have to leave NOW!