As you walk onto the pitch,

You know you won’t get rich

Because every time you win a game,

Team captain Billy Blue gets the fame.

But this time you’re striking,

So if you win you’ll be the king

You get into position,

Ready to run.

Just as you blow your nose,

The whistle blows

And caught off guard,

You tackle defender Leonard.

You look to your right,

Where two players fight

You run with the ball,

And pass the defensive wall.

You strike the ball,

And the goalkeeper falls

You do a big roll,

But you scored in the wrong goal.

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