As part of our Topic this term, “Oh No it isn’t” we are learning all about Pantomimes. We will be retelling the tale of Jack and The Beanstalk, pantomime style, with lots of laughter, bright colours and some very lively, colourful characters.
As part of our Topic this term, “Oh No it isn’t” we are learning all about Pantomimes. We will be retelling the tale of Jack and The Beanstalk, pantomime style, with lots of laughter, bright colours and some very lively, colourful characters.
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Pantomime Jokes !
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Why was Cinderella such a poor football player ?
She had a pumpkin for a coach !
What’s beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderellephant!
What’s the scariest pantomime ?
Ghouldilocks and the three bears !
On which side of the house did Jack’s beanstalk grow ?
The outside !
Who looked after Finderella ?
Her fairy codmother !
What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime !
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ?
Someday my prints will come !
What kind of pet did Aladdin have ?
A flying car-pet !
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn’t have any !
Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries “Pieces of four, Pieces of four ” ?
Short John Silver
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Aladdin Jokes
Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.
Genie: What fur?
Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that’s what fur!
As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s lamp?
It would take a genie-us to find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
A lad in the street who wants to come in!
What did Aladdin do when he lost his lamp?
He used a candle instead!
What did Aladdin’s lamp say?
“You turn me on!”
What does a magician like to keep up his sleeve?
His arm!
What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
A flying car-pet!
Why did Aladdin’s lamp hum?
Because the genie inside it didn ‘t know the words!
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Ali baba Jokes
“Open Sesame” opened the doors to the robbers’ cave. Which piece of jewellery closed it?
A locket!
Ali Baba didn’t know it but there were four women locked in the cave with all that jewellery. What were their names?
Ruby, Jade, Coral and Pearl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s’a there?
Open
Open says’a who?
Open says’a me.
(Open Sesame!)
What did the Forty Thieves like to drink?
Tea . . . they were the For Tea Thieves!
What is harder than a diamond?
Paying for it!
Why is Ali Baba’s baby like a small diamond?
Because they are both dear little things!
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I really enjoyed Christians jokes about Aladdin they all made me laugh!