Question:

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone.  Up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

Answer

A shoe

Question:

I come in many shapes and sizes, many colours, and I stick to many surfaces but I am, in fact, not sticky at all. What am I?

Answer:

Magnet

Question:

A man decides to quit his job so he turns the lights off and walks out the room and 200 people die. Why?

Answer:

He worked in a lighthouse.

Question:

What two things can you never eat at breakfast?

Answer:

Lunch and dinner

Question:

While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

Answer:

Just one, me

 Question:

What never gets wetter no matter how much it rains?

Answer:

The sea