Zooming! Fast as a ferrari!

An old lady, maybe a granny!

On a go-cart racing down a hill.

Birds flew away as she knocked over the bird feeder!

A policeman blew a whistle,

He said she was going to fast.

I chased after her but she was on top of a mountain.

As I climbed up it,

SHE FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN!

When I helped her up,

I knew.

It was MY GRANNY!

When we got home,

She baked me her famous go-cart stew.