6FD have also written some Shakespearian insults to incorporate into our Romeo and Juliet script.
A selection of these are below:
Thou art a saucy onion-eyed micro-scopic plankton. (Joshua)
Thou art a simmering, lily-livered, ticklebrained chicken! (Dalip).
Thou art a ill-breeding cow who has no friends. (Ryan)
Thou art a gnarling, muddy mettled, sour faced rat scallion. (Max)
Thou art a peevish,clay haired pantaloon. (Simran)
Thou art a fat, greasy, onion eyed, raw pig-boned younker. (Alyan)
Thou art a hideous, ill-breeding dog fished sucker brain (Raees)
Thou art a distempered clay-brained clotpole (Jaspreet)
Thou art a greasy, sour-faced rabbit sucker! (Aaron)
Thou art a peevish, wanton motley-minded scullion (Sidra)
Thou art a paper-faced, distempered dog-sucking nut-hook (Ali)
Thou art a queasy, onion-eyed eggshell. (Aaliya)