Words are fun!

These made me chuckle- See if you like them too!

• I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but I knew eventually it would come back to me!
• He didn’t tell his mother that he had eaten the glue. His lips were sealed.
• Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
• What is a polygon?       A dead parrot!
• Where does success come before work?     In the dictionary!
• I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one?!