Please Mrs Toddler,
This boy Drake Brew,
Keeps on throwing tissues Miss.
What should I do?
Go and cuddle Pudsey dear.
Go and show your spots.
Go and climb up a wall and look at a clock.
Please Mrs Toddler,
This boy Drake Brew,
Keeps on hitting me with a ruler Miss.
What should I do?
Donate 50p dear.
Go and paint yourself red.
Go and sit at the back of the class and put a bucket on your head!
Please Mrs Toddler,
This boy Drake Brew,
Keeps poking me with a pencil Miss,
What should I do?
Go give him chickenpox dear.
Paint him PINK.
Do whatever you want dear,
But DON’T ASK ME!
By Riya